We are inundated with requests by aspiring candidates & political parties that seek our services as their PR (propaganda) managers. We remain however, steadfast and unwavering in our non-partisan endeavors.
We notice that state media has upped the ante on Nelson Chamisa (the guy on everyone's lips). Their recent scandal was an allegation that he wants to impregnate a woman just to prove himself. However, there's no evidence he ever said that.
Now to Emmerson Mnangagwa & his aides. Word is that they lied that the £100million from Britain was to end the cash crisis. Instead the money was disbursed through Standard Chartered Bank as a loan facility for private sector companies (or it was a sum to celebrate Prince Harry & Princess Meghan's royal wedding). Whichever the case, please ED can you tone down on misrepresenting MOUs as business deals.
Embattled Temba Mliswa (Chris Mutsvangwa's nemesis) intends to take Parly Committee on Mines & Energy to deposed leader Robert Mugabe's blue roofed house to question him on the missing $15bn. The old man is apparently too old to come to Parly buildings yet he's the very guy who wanted to contest as ZanuPF presidential candidate this July election.
Now back to our business, we are not political outfit & we aren't a propaganda machine.
Watch out for F.E.A.R Corporation results this May 2018.
For the good of the Republic!